Hollie but everyone calls me lollie, because im sweet and i always get myself into sticky situations.
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cheshire && reading (UK)
Crohns Disease / Ileosotomy / Anxiety / Swaggabitch

clannyphantom:

punkmineral:

clannyphantom:

clannyphantom:

when i was in grade 9 i brought goldfish to class and the boys adjacent from me always stole them and ate them so one day i put chilli powder and curry powder all over them and they stole them and ate them and one boy started crying

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DO I LOOK LIKE A CANNIBAL

u a fish

its 3 a M


queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.


wintercircle:

what if alarm clocks had a “sneeze” button instead of a “snooze button, and when u pressed it, it would make u sneeze so you would be less sleepy.


sadpigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

(Quelle: christmaspigeon)


stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.

fuckingradfems:

jonnubroth:

giellelovee:

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One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.

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Save all the Koalas!

Omg koalas are such weird little animals I want fifty of them

(Quelle: kyos-cock)